I've been tagged!

The object of this exercise is simple. Pick five from the list and complete the phrase. Feel free to add additional occupations after you've done yours. Pass it on to others. Silly? Yeah. Fun? Of course! Thanks Dawn.

The List

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)

1. If I could be a magician I would make time stop for 15 minutes ever night so I could just sit and watch my kids sleep.

2. If I could be a porn star I wouldn't need to get implants.

3. If I could be a hooker I would be broke, because I am way to good for you to afford!

4. If I could be a psychologist I would put a lot of research into the whole ADD/ADHD debate and instead of trying to label these people in a geniric way I would work to find out what is really going on.

5. If I could be an actor I would want to do love sceens with Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen.

Ok now I have to tag 3 people. Walking around Jack, because he needs something to do. Tricia because maybe this will give her something to post and I can quit thinking about her abnormal body parts, and JP because the last one of these things I had to do was his fault.