It is to hot.

I took my boys to the parade today. It was a hot and miserable 98 degrees today. Well the parade was good this year, and the boys got loads of candy so they were happy. My 5 year old, who likes the ladies already, was funny. There was a float with a bunch of bikini clad sluts, no really they are I know them and they will sleep with anyone. Well this float was followed by miss rodeo wyoming and a bunch of other cowgirls on horses. My oldest looks at me and says, "Now those are good looking girls!" The guy sitting next to us said to him "You didn't like the half naked ones." Thinking he was being funny. To this my wonderful little man replies, "They just looked like a bunch of hookers, I like the cowgirls better they are beautiful." Oh yeah it is in his blood just like it is in mine. I was very proud of him at that moment. Not to many 5 year old kids will notice the difference between beauty and just plain sluttyness, but then again not to many 5 year olds care. The baby was funny too, everytime he would get a piece of candy he would hold it up for everyone to see and yell "OH yeah I scored" and when he would get more than one he would yell "Big score for me, I am awesome!" He is always entertaining though! Tonight is rodeo, ladies I will take the camera and share with with you!

and here is one for miss vadergrrrl. She can pretend she doesn't like us redneck people, but deep down I know she loves us! You are just to funny Miss V!
Gretchen Wilson Redneck Woman Lyrics



Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah