"Hey that looked like hockey coach!" Cam says, referring to D's coach who is an adorable 22 year old kid, and by adorable I mean makes me wish I were 22 again.
"That wasn't him Cam that was a lady." I say wondering why he would even say it looked like him, because this was a blond older lady. I just shook my head in confusion.
"Maybe it was his wife." Cam states.
"He's not married Cameron." D says.
"Why not?" Cam says, and without waiting for a reply he says, "He could marry you mom."
I started laughing and said, "What about your dad?"
"He can find another girl." Cam says.
"Hockey coach?" I ask thinking he has changed his mind at the mention of his father.
"No dad can get him a new wife, and you can marry hockey coach." by this point my eyes are watering because I am laughing.
"I'm almost old enough to be his mother honey. I don't think your dad wants to find a new wife anyway."
"Your in your 30's and he's in his 20's it isn't that much mom, besides dad would probably like a new wife." Cam says nodding his head and you can see the wheels turning in there. "Yep you could ask him?"
"Ask dad if he wants a new wife?" I'm still laughing.
"No ask hockey coach if it bothers him you are in your 30's." I about had to pull the car over I couldn't see, I could hardly breath, and my side still hurts from laughing.
"I'm pretty sure it would bother me!" I say.
"Why? He plays hockey mom." and I guess to a 7 year old that is the only prerequisite I should have, my singles ad would read "Must play hockey, nothing else matters."
I think Cam misses his dad and is thinking he is never coming back anyway, so he might as well pick one out now at least that way he will have a choice in who it is.